1. You found yourself changing a tire.
2. Discovered you booked the wrong return date for your mother's flight and changing it will cost you more than the original round-trip flight (you fucking suck Frontier Airlines).
3. You were told you have to cover a late-night, small-town meeting.
4. After you spill Tabasco sauce on your sleeve (mind you, that is not the bad part), you attempt to clean yourself with Tide-to-go and the fucking container explodes all over you in the car.
5. You end up writing a blog posting entitled, "Signs you are having a bad day."
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